I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
is it fun? or sober?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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