ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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