Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
