if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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