She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
