You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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