Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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