Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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