Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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