I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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