All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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