plz talk dirty to me
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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