Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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