yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
MIDGETS
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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