Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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