S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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