Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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