Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
