everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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