We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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