Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Randomize
