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Fuck appropriateness.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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