Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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