your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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