I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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