HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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