Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
