Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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