It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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