I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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