I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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