office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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