therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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