the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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