Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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