jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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