Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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