oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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