Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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