Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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