Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How does one acquire holy water?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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