maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm just crazy horny about you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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