I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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