Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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