ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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