he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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