so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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