Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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