my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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