OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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