I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
