My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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