My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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