grandma shit on top of the toilet
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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